neilcicierega:

emmyc:

Benadryl Addiction-patch
Brokenneck Cantdoshit
Bendylegs Cankle-stank
Bridalshower Copperpot


I’m Baconbits Scoobysnacks star of BBC’s SHOCKJOCK

This seriously makes me cry with laughter, every time I read it.  EVERY TIME.

neilcicierega:

emmyc:

Benadryl Addiction-patch

Brokenneck Cantdoshit

Bendylegs Cankle-stank

Bridalshower Copperpot

I’m Baconbits Scoobysnacks star of BBC’s SHOCKJOCK

This seriously makes me cry with laughter, every time I read it.  EVERY TIME.

(Source: quarians)

Watching the Avengers
Captain America:Take away that suit of armor, and what are you?
Some guy in the theater:SHERLOCK HOLMES
snappinggingers:

I walk a lonely roadThe only one that I have ever known

snappinggingers:

I walk a lonely road
The only one that I have ever known

travisanything:

“Tony Stark”
(via Reddit)

TFTA: Texts From the Avengers (pt. 2)

(Source: bartonesque)

me:*goes to see avengers*
me:That film
me:I liked it
me:*throws wallet at ticket vendor*
me:ANOTHER!
What do the people know you as, hero?

payslipgig:

wecansexy:

poppysaide:

charlesherbertbest:

dilettantefreckles:

repository-of-lost-things:

Marion, The Dragon Paladin.

Jude, the Rune Rogue.

Charles, The Diplomatic Oracle.

Sol, The Soul Wizard.

shelby, The Noble Ghost.

omg

Kelsey, the Hell’s Mage

Emily, The Sexy Assassin.
LOLOMG
Take sides. Neutrality helps the oppressor, never the victim. Silence encourages the tormentor, never the tormented.

(Source: ultrapearl)

leaguechampiontrisha:

captain-rogers:

 #bruce i’ve known you for ten minutes but lets be bffs and you can come over and play with my stuff and we’ll have sleepovers #bruce you should do that i don’t care about your glaring personality disorder

(Source: hemsworthss)

death-by-avengers:

squidloveful:

SEREN STOP IT

DEAD

4eyedblonde:

There were no survivors

4eyedblonde:

There were no survivors

amykinskywalker:

Shakespeare in the park.

amykinskywalker:

Shakespeare in the park.

oh my god avengers, yes good perfect

i have all of the feelings about this movie

this was probably in the running for best movie ever in my life, not even joking

i foresee myself going and seeing it AT LEAST two more times in theaters

ohmygoditwassoamazingican’teven