Benadryl Addiction-patch
Brokenneck Cantdoshit
Bendylegs Cankle-stank
Bridalshower Copperpot
I’m Baconbits Scoobysnacks star of BBC’s SHOCKJOCK
This seriously makes me cry with laughter, every time I read it. EVERY TIME.
(Source: quarians)
Watching the Avengers
| Captain America: | Take away that suit of armor, and what are you? |
| Some guy in the theater: | SHERLOCK HOLMES |
| me: | *goes to see avengers* |
| me: | That film |
| me: | I liked it |
| me: | *throws wallet at ticket vendor* |
| me: | ANOTHER! |
What do the people know you as, hero?
Marion, The Dragon Paladin.
Jude, the Rune Rogue.
Charles, The Diplomatic Oracle.
Sol, The Soul Wizard.
shelby, The Noble Ghost.
omg
Kelsey, the Hell’s Mage
Emily, The Sexy Assassin.
LOLOMG
“
Take sides. Neutrality helps the oppressor, never the victim. Silence encourages the tormentor, never the tormented.
(Source: ultrapearl)
oh my god avengers, yes good perfect
i have all of the feelings about this movie
this was probably in the running for best movie ever in my life, not even joking
i foresee myself going and seeing it AT LEAST two more times in theaters
ohmygoditwassoamazingican’teven




